Thursday, August 19, 2010

Court Quotes and links.

One of my workmates and an excellent musician just finished this most excellent song. It is done in the style of AC/DC and it will be the last song of the night for the band, when they are supposed to tell everyone the bar is closed, GTFOOH. I think it is pretty darn good, and the video helps too. See what ya think.
  It's Last Call

So i got an email froma  friend a few days ago with a bunch of these Court recorded quotes, below are a few.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?


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